if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*
5 Points will be deducted from Gryffindor ‘cause Harry’s being a little bitch
Those things send us down a road… they make us who we are. And if anyone’s destined for greatness, it’s you, son. You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them and know that wherever they take you, we’ll always be here. So, come on home, Peter. You’re my hero… and I love you!
Brooklyn Beckham by Alasdair McLellan
BLESS THE BECKAMS FOR HAVING A FUCKING ATTRACTIVE FAMILY
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk